Let it never be said that this Administration does not listen to the voice of the People! With farms becoming idle everywhere in Magaland since the deportation of the majority of their brown-skinned workers, both undocumented and citizens, there has been much concern that there will be nobody to harvest the crops needed to keep America great.

The Stable Genius has a plan!

In a stroke of brilliance worthy of history's greatest leaders, 47 has announced The Great Leap Forward. In this innovative strategy, the nation's professors and high-school teachers will be removed from the DEI-infested and worthless academic communities that they inhabit, then mobilized and dispatched to America's rural areas there to be placed in the farms at the service of Making Agriculture Great Again. "Besides being probably the most honest man in America and its greatest President of all time, there is nobody who works harder then me. If there's one thing I know, it's hard work and it's time to get these Radical Leftist eggheads out of our universities and colleges and high schools and into the fields where they can finally do some good honest labor."